Texas Turkey: Rio Grande

60 miles from the Rio Grande

TSA flagged my carry-on as I stepped through the metal detector. I could see several folks crowded around, pointing, and discussing something on the screen. A woman dressed in a blue uniform with blue latex gloves picked up my duffle bag, carried it to a stainless steel table, and set it down with authority. The x-ray image of my duffle bag and it’s contents appeared on the TV screen above the table.

In a slow thick Texas drawl, the TSA agent took her pen and pointed it at the screen. “Sweetie, what is this mass right here in your bag?”

“Oh, that’s two frozen turkey breasts, ma’am”

“And what are these objects?”

“Those are his feet.”

“Thank you sir. You may go.”

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Hunter and his Rio
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